House Trashing Pawty

Who's Ready to PAR-TAY!!

I've got everything one needs for

the energy to wreck the house.  Some

oily sardines with lots cans that

we can then proceed spill on the carpet

And milk in glasses that are best for

splashing around the tiles before we

get to the best part with  

Lots and lots of papertowels and

toilet paper that we can shred all

over the house for Mom to pick up

once she gets home.

So come and hang out at my

house.  There is no need to be

careful it is purrfectly acceptiable

to trash it as much as possible.

Pawty Next Weekend

After my last post on Mom missed Gotcha Day post

there was a chorus of meows that suggested a regular

House Trashing Pawty to get back for this human oversight.

It will require some secrecy so that Mom is unaware of anything

different, which would mean bunny kicking distractions.

Next Saturday she is going to the farmers market in

Troy for some fresh fruits and vegetables.  This would

be the purrfect time to throw a house trashing that is

sure to surprise my Mom when she gets back home with

all those goodies for herself she would have to do a whole

bit of cleanup once home.