SETTING LASERS ON FULL
and PAWSITIONING MYSELF BEHIND THE PAPER DEFENSE.
I have a feeling that my Mom is going to clean my tushy
because she saw a bit of *poop* hanging there. I can sense
when she gets this way since I have rubbed onto the carpet before
and even though I feel better afterward it is still rude of her to do this.
Love can be a pain sometimes and this is why my lasers are going
to stay on ALERT for a time until Mom gets bored.