I've been a very naughty tortie with some nipping
where my Mom was asleep and all of a sudden I
awoke her with biting her hair that she felt it on her scalp.
I put my self in a time out cause I know that was not right to
try to eat Brains as I need her for loves and other stuff.
Through in the morning Mom gave me some gooshy food cause
she knew I just wanted some and thought I needed some
thing caused I was trying to eat her at Dark O'clock.
Even when naughty I got my point across and showedhow to best train your humans to give you stuff.
Willow, we sure hope you don't have a ZOMBIE streak what with the attempted brains-eating incident...even though it seems it was TOTALLY necessary.
ReplyDeleteTry to be good, Willow. Santa is on his way!
ReplyDeleteSometimes these humans need a little "prompting". MOL!
ReplyDeleteGood job, Willow!
The cat before me (a calico) used to use my human's hair as dental floss. I don't think she was a zombie kitty.
ReplyDeleteThanks of the lesson! XOXO Lucy
ReplyDeleteWe're glad to hear you got some gooshy foods. Much better than brains. ;)
ReplyDeleteAaackkk, brain-eating? Okay, maybe a mouse brain. Not a human brain. LOL.
ReplyDeleteGood thing your human is catching on--bedtime snacks for you now! :-)
Thank goodness you got some gooshy foods as we hear they are much tastier than human's food.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh oh. We don't think it's a good idea to be eating brains, Willow. ;)
ReplyDeleteI’ve never tried to eat brains but I have tried to eat TW’s eye ball twice.
ReplyDeleteWow, you're good, Willow. You get A+ as trainer.
ReplyDeleteWillow mew are a ladycat of supreme intelligence and a true knack for effective human training techniques and behavior modification. It is no coincidence mew have these attributes and are a tortie ladycat, as it is a well known FACT we torties are geniuses by nature. Have mew ever considered writing a how to manual for our fellow felines on human training? I think it would be a best seller!
ReplyDeleteWillow you make me proud!!! WTG you are a night stalker and you do it well. MOL MOL MOL Years ago my peeps were visiting my uncle and his two kitties. During the night mom felt something messing with her hair...she told Dad to stop. Lo and behold it was Ursala (the black cat) sitting on my mom's pillow playing w her hair.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Darling Willow! WHAT a TORTIE you are! A girl after mine own heart!
ReplyDeleteWillow, you have sure got the human well trained!!! Great technique!
ReplyDeleteGood job of training your humans, Willow! Good job, indeed!
ReplyDeleteWillow! That was excellent teaching! Nothing like practical demonstrations to get your lesson across. The Human is a teacher and she gives you an A, but she hopes I will not adopt your teaching strategies.
ReplyDeleteAllie: Wait... are you PURRING when you do the bitey thing on her brains? Because Faraday will do that too, only usually to Mother's ankle or calf. At 3 AM. While purring. LOUDLY.
ReplyDeleteIts Tortie Loving, not naughty! The mom had a tortie who pulled her hair whenever she wanted to be scratched, and if she was asleep, so be it!
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